Jackson Browne - If I Only Had a Brain lyrics
(from the soundtrack album the wizard of oz in concert: dreams do come true; performed by jackson browne backed by ry cooder & david sanborn)
SeeI can't scare anybody.
They come from miles around
To laugh in my face and eat in my field.
Said a scarecrow swinging on a pole
To some blackbirds sittin' on a fence
"ohthe lord gave me a soul
Butforgot to give me common sense."
Said the blackbirds"wellwellwell.
What the thunder would you do with common sense? "
Said the scarecrow"would be pleasin'
Just to reason out the reason
Of the wishes and the whyness and the whence"
If I had an once of common sense...
(if he had an ounce of common sense)
(wellwhat would you do scarecrow? ")
I would while away the hours
Conferin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For every individle
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another lincoln
If I only had a brain.
Oh i-- could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thought before
Then I'd sit-- and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and by merry
Life would be a dingle derry
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain--
(if he only had a brain.)
I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thought before
And then I'd sit-- and think some more.
Yait would be kind of pleasin'
To reason out the reason
For the things I can't explain.
Then perhaps I'd deserve you
And be even worthy of you
If I only had a brain.
I could dance and by merry
Life would be a dingle derry
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
(if he only had a brain.)