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Car Names

By Todd Butler

(Guitar Tacet throughout with bass fills)

It all started when I took this job as a private investigator

Specializing in locating people;

The company was called Pathfinder...

My first job--my Quest, if you will—

Was to Focus on this Regal Viper

And Tracker on her latest Excursion from Tacoma to Dakota via Montana.

Safari as I could tell, this Swift little Troopers' Expedition

Had left a Tahoe of Maxima heartache from Park Avenue to Silverado.

Her name, was Savannah Isuzu.

I was Bentley on finding her

No matter how Ferrari I Honda go to do it

Besides, this little Venture was my Passport to the Ultima Golf Oddessey

And I wasn't about to Passat up

I finally Saab her in some rundown joint in Surrey

Seducing her was Integra to my plan

So not wanting to appear Jeep

I ordered some Lamborghini and Saturn next to her

She had the Mitsubishi.

" Audi " I said, "been lookin' Ford ta meetin' ya

Jimmy Durango's the name, but my friends call me Intrepid

What's yer sign?".

"Taurus " she cooed.

I had to Explorer right then so I slid my hand onto her Neon under the Sable.

" I'm takin' Vitara " I offered, trying to Impreza.

She seemed Intrigued by my Mystique

"Camaro " she whispered,

So, being as Cavalier as I could, I leaned towards her expecting a kiss

But she Dodged at the last moment

And I Rammed my face into the back of her chair.

"That Mustang" she laughed.

Then she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Jetta life, Durango".

I knew right then a Hummer was out of the question.

"Hey, don't call 911" I sneered

"I Mazda mistaken you for someone looking for a Buick Chevrolet

You obviously don't know what yer Nissan"

I could feel her Mercury rising

"Lexus get one thing straight Durango

If you're Lincoln you can just Rolls Royce in here

Get me Lotus and Probe my Volvo...

You've got another thing comin', Pontiac!"

Obviously she was no Porsche over but

I had my pride Hyundai wasn't about to Legacy my embarrassment.

"Toyota have the doorman throw you out" she chided, "but I Cadillac ya"

My low self-Esteem seemed to Echo through the joint

But it was but a Prelude to the Insight I gained

When she Volkswagen vanished like a Mirage on the Breeze

"Yugo!", I shouted

Chrysler, she's good, I thought!

I suffered from Sonoma that night;

A night that seemed to go on for Infiniti.

When morning came, it felt like a Century had passed

And I knew my days at the company were over

She'd Sentra that.

I'll never find Acura for the heartache she caused me

And Daewoo the day I ever heard the name.

Savannah Isuzu.