Insinuations - The Pirate Song lyrics

My blood vessels be breakin'

When I'm out at sea

Cuz I can't get enough

Of that vitamin C

I be stealin booty

From en-gle-ish ships

Cuz they always be eatin

Those fish and crazy chips

I own 3 islands

In the caribbean

people be lookin'

But they don't be seein... them

My crew is mad sick sick

with that crazy old scurvy

But I don't care

cuz I'm from south Jersey

I got better bandanas

Than Abercrombie and Fitch

I've got more booty

than Ben Affleck's... woman

I got

better bandanas

Than Abercrombie

and Fitch

I've got

more booty

than Ben Affleck's...

WOMAN!!

I wouldn't be cryin'

If my treasure was stolen

The only man who cries

Is Scottie Rolen

And you'd need Ken Lay

To do that much Takin'

If you come for my treasure

There's a blunderbust waitin'

YAR!!

The Insinuations (Brendan Sullivan, Jasper Sneff Nanni, Tyler Woods)