Insane Clown Posse - Santa’s A Fat Bitch lyrics

Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling<br>Horses, horses, horses, horses<br>Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling<br>(gunshot)<br>Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hell<br>Ringing bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupid<br>I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha,<br>Eh I sat around all night under the chimney<br>Holdin my sack like gimme gimme<br>I know that he's commin he's commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.<br>Turn on my tv the very next day<br>I see your gettin paid leaden the parade<br>I'm that sniper on the buildin<br>Listen to my nine go click,<br>Santa's a fat bitch<br>(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Another year and I ain't get shit<br>Another year I ain't get shit if I hear him land on my roof<br>Ohh my undertaker I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth<br>Yeah I got somethin to say about st. nick<br>Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit no toys, candy canes, j<br>Just a lump of coal,<br>So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cupboard<br>So I'll be quick, quick and brief<br>All I need for christmas is my two front teeth<br>I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth<br>I need a few numbers could you help me out<br>Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak<br>No kinda gift I didn't get shit some say<br>I was bad but that wasn't it it's all because,<br>(2x) santa's a fat bitch<br>Santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe<br>Another year and I ain't got shit<br>Another year I ain't get shit if I hear him land on my roof<br>I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho don't go that way<br>Rudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho those<br>Boys and girls don't deserve anything<br>(in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,<br>Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been? <br>I see you got cookies and milk on your chin<br>I guess you had time to collect your ends<br>You always been down for your rich friend<br>But rudolf, he don't bring his slay my way<br>Nuthin but dirt and coal for little j<br>I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft<br>You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh<br>All the little rich bays they gettin paid<br>Countin the toys and ducats they made me? <br>I got a little half little chunk of dog shit<br>I'm a kill that fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch<br>He ate too much<br>Mcdonalds another year and I ain't get shit<br>Mrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roof<br>Slice that bitch in the big red coat<br>I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth<br>For the neighborhood<br>Christmas and everything's whack<br>Not a creature stirring but a fuckin rat<br>I ain't hearin jingle bells I ain't hearin nuttin<br>Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin<br>All that I paid wished and prayed<br>That fat mutha fucka would swing my way<br>Drop off soldiers and rubber balls but<br>I woke up and found some crusty old drawers<br>Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again<br>Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat bitch<br>(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Santa claus is a fat bitch<br>(2x) another year and I ain't get shit<br>Another year I ain't get shit<br>If I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roof<br>I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth<br>(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Santa claus is a fat bitch<br>Another year and I ain't get shit I ain't ge-et shi-it<br>If I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof<br>I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth<br>(record scratching)<br>He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,<br>A bright red hat you can see for a mile,<br>A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,<br>Hear comes santa claus again.