Insane Clown Posse - Red Neck Neck 99 lyrics

Ain't that about a hoot<br>What you so mad about? <br>Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills<br>Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww<br>Let me tell you my thelma lou knows better than to<br>Give her puddin to anybody else but pa<br>Rappin to this bitch with a red neck<br>A red neck, them fuckin red neck<br>Rappin to this bitch with a red neck<br>Violent j gonna step to that red ass neck<br>Bitch you're a red neck<br>But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step<br>I never met a southern belle cowpolk<br>And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk<br>Bitch I can't believe that<br>Everytime you smile you look like cactus jack<br>Just cut the lights out<br>Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out<br>Bitch I knows you's a freak<br>Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek<br>And try to keep your toothless mouth shut<br>And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch<br>I don't square dance<br>I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants<br>But you quick to act like you didn't know<br>Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo<br>Biatch wait hold up (what? )<br>I can't have pa starin at my butt<br>Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed<br>All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all)<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch<br>Rappin to this bitch with a red neck<br>A red neck, a chicken ass red neck<br>A bitch with a beard and a red neck<br>Hey yo shaggy step to that red ass neck<br>Bitch it's shaggs<br>Before I teabag your face take off them rags<br>You been chillin in the barn all night and day<br>Shovelin horse shit and fuckin with hay<br>Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag<br>I don't give a fuck play your ricky skaggs<br>Yeah that's right fuck conway twitty<br>With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty<br>Bitch I'm rollin down south<br>With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth<br>And sport a hank allen cowboy hat<br>But after I tap it, man fuck that<br>Bitch I'm from the big city<br>And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty<br>Aww shit it's wilbur's daughter<br>Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her<br>Bitch drop them hog balls<br>She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers<br>She looked like a crow that's all I know<br>But I still fucked that red neck hoe<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all)<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch<br>I know a red neck bitch named wylita, straight stack<br>Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks<br>Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth<br>But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach<br>Now I remember when she milked the cows<br>Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out<br>Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang<br>That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang<br>Hey there missy I'm from the east<br>And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece<br>You can rub my butt like you do your pa's<br>Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws<br>And even hum a little sumthin sweet by clint black<br>While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac<br>You like it rough bitch don't you i'ma bring the pain<br>She said ain't that damn movie by john wayne<br>Rappin to this bitch with a red neck<br>A red neck, a chicken ass red neck<br>A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck<br>Bitch it's twiztid with a z<br>You red neck hoe is you fuckin with me? <br>Neden scabbed up like a horses ass<br>But i'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag<br>Bitch what the fuck? <br>Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt<br>Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle<br>And I saw more teeth on an apple<br>Bitch you better ask uncle gus<br>Or you and the rest of the clampett's will get fucked up<br>Oh me? I talk to the spirits<br>Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all)<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all)<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all)<br>Bitch you's a hoe (uh huh)<br>And hoe you's a bitch (that's right)<br>Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch<br>Round up you boys<br>And you head down south<br>Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth<br>Round up you boys<br>And you head down south<br>Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth