Insane Clown Posse - Dead Body Man (Original) lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen

I present to you, the Terror Wheel

The most horrifying, terrifying, mystifying ride

Available to the dead

Gather round my dead friends

And witness the bizarre, horrid dictales

As told to you by your favorite

Serial clown slaughterers the ICP

So who will be brave enough to step into this ride?

Just follow the trail of blood into the red tent

There your host, Willaby Rags, will strap you in

And you shall experience, the wheel!

So gather and watch, look and learn

The ways of the Terror Wheel

Oh look, there goes one now

He's walking in, good luck fella

There he goes, they're locking him into the cage

Greetings, I'm Willaby Rags

Prepare for your first stop, the Dead Body Man!

Ahahaha!

Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street

Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies atleast

I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn

I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn

Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven

Wicked clown lovin that dead body grubbin

Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried

I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied

I just ate my first dead body last week

Still got the finger nail caught in my teeth

Before you start yelling and cursin my name

Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane

Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall

Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall

I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck

And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"

He said I was born of an alien race

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face

But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand

I'm just a dead body man

We got bodies, dead bodies

We got fat ones, skinny ones

Males, females, hermaphrodites

We got somebodies, we got nobodies

Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!

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Call me the dead body man (Someone give 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Just sell 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (You can mail 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Won't ya give 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Just mail 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (You can give 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (Won't ya mail 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man (You can bring 'em to me)

Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man

Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van

All the little kiddies love the dead body man

I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell

Some people run cause they don't like the smell

Others line up just as quick as they can

To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man

It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but uh

Just don't look in the trunk

I drive down Central kickin the bass

Chillin with my freaks and I'm pickin her face

Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head

Cause my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead

Of a hoe you can't trust, always diggin a nut

A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut

Riding in the back is my dead body crew

Only they can never think of nothing to do

If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself

You got dead deer heads up on your shelf

On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand

I'm just the dead body man

We also collect dead bodies

So, if you know any dead people

Or you yourself are planning on dying soon

We'll be happy to come to your house, and pay cash for it

We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner

Woohoo!

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