Ice T

Ice T - 99 Problems lyrics

[Ice T]

Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me

Why did you no ??? some shit

But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger

From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger

[Ice T]

Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems

Always nigger has his girl problem Marq

[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em

[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]

I got a whore from the east

Got a whore from the west

Got a whore that likes to jack it off

And rubb it in her chest

I got a whore from the north

A whore from the south

A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with hair

A bitch with none

A bitch with a knife

A bitch with a gun

A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set

And there is a bitch over there

Hey the one I am gonna get

But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though

No sweat to event

I sell my sister though, word.

I sell the whole damn herd

I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve

I got a bitch with a mic

Who like perfector link

Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink

Got a bitch with tits

A bitch with ass

A bitch with none

But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily

And they love me back thats why they stay with me

So if you have a girl problem

I'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit it

No a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]

I got a bitch thats old

A bitch who is new

A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue

I got a bitch who is fat

A bitch who is built

A bitch that all her titties give up her milk

I got a bitch who is funny

A bitch who ain't

A bitch who can sing

A bitch who can't

A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane

I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)

I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins

Long ends

I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb

But she is the most fun

I got a bitch who play piano

A bitch who don't

A bitch who dances naked

A bitch who won't

A bitch who's short

A bitch who's tall

A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily

And they love me back thats why they stay with me

So if you have a girl problem

I'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me

[Ice-T]

Yo Marquis you from Miami man,

Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world

That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated

Motherfucker a nigger like you

[Brother Marquis]

I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one

I am going not to threat any whores

Cause I don't need none of em

Push them to temptation

Ditch to persuasion

All the whores suck cock

Nigger how you play em

Thats why I don't sleep with em

I just freak on em

Gig the dick in their mouth

Take it out

And I sky on them

That nigger that white nighter

The bitch exciter

I only love my whores when I go up inside em

Problem number one is gettin money

I rather take the green than sit the honey

So don't expect none

Cause I ain't offering

And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening

Cause I never never softening

Pulling demands on em

Fuckin em and scream on them

The wham bamb thank you mam

The game is ran on em

So fuck how you feel

You are fuckin cheap thrill

I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill

Getting pussy is just another expense

Your pussy pays the bills

The dick pays the rent

I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]

Ha!

You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ?

A bitch ain't one

Ah shit

Let me tell you how to do that shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]

(I got a bitch that loves to gink)

She'll fuck you

After she fucks me

(I got a bitch who loves both)

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a bitch that's fast

A bitch that's slow

(A bitch that is a virgin

And a bitch that is a hoe)

A bitch that lies

(A bitch that trues)

A bitch who is a man

Because they are bitches too

I got a bitch that is cool

(A bitch that is hut)

A bitch who loves rap

A bitch who loves rock

A bitch who is lost

And one who know what is that

She gets right in front of me

And posses like a cat

[Brother Marquis]

I got a bitch that runs

I got a bitch that walks

I got a bitch that yells

I got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]

I got a bitch that is dirty

Got a bitch that is neat

I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily

And they love me back thats why they stay with me

So if you have a girl problem

I'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me

[Ice-T]

No a bitch ain't one

[Marquis]

Ah, you know a bitch ain't one

Outro:

[Ice-T]

You know what I am saying

I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis

But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]

Maybe got yourself nothing man

Fucking

Ragging

Spanking

Assholes nigger

[Ice-T]

A bitch ain't one

I got a problems stay out here on the streets

With the police tryin to take them out

You know

But a bitch ain't one

Got problems motherfuckers

Buying my records

But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]

Fuck em all

Fuck em motherfucker

[Ice-T]

You know what I am saying

A bitch ain't one

Got problems man

[Brother Marquis]

All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass

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