Ian Hogbin - Salamander Mastermind lyrics

Life poses so many damn questions

You can't answer half of them

It gets so irritating sometimes

Don't think I don't know

Your Peter Pan Complex really pisses me off

You try to hang your shit on me of all people

When you wear unmatching clothes

I honestly think you're an idiot

Theoretically speaking to all of you

I'm a horrible public speaker

Although those who know me well

Know I'm not afraid to voice my opinions

Organized religion isn't my style

I'm not an avid church goer

Does that mean I'll burn in hell

Some say I'm looking for a modern day miracle