I'm into kickin' my own ass

That's a very bad habit

You forget things

It helps that

Kinda like being high a lot

It gives me a..."New York" feelin'

People around just can't seem to catch on

My charismatic ways

They call me a wannabe philosopher

..I don't think so...

I just like to be opinionated

I'm no Confucius, my friends

I feel like a child sometimes

I act on my feelings when I do

I play with words, not always when I write

I'm uncomfortable---nervous---about

Letting people read my work

That's why you may never see this