Horse The Band - Birdo lyrics

ahhhhhhh!!!!.........eeeeeegggss!!!!!!!

Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The geek, with no beak:

He's so weak he cannot speak!

The geek, with no beak:

He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings

And dwarven legs.

A semper fi cranium

That's got automatic eggs.

His gaping maw

Is geared to spew.

He just might be a she

So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!

Force fed, force fed.

Go eat your eggs!

Out of his mouth-

Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,

(They start to tear)

I reach out with all my might to

Poke out an eye.

I poke out an eye!

I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:

Vanishing!

Eggs,

Why eggs?!

It's breaking my heart.

It's hurting my nose.

It's turning my skin green!

Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you

More than you'll ever know.

Even when I speak your name

It makes me fucking choke!

Bird...... Ooooooooooooo!!!

Bird......

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

Throw it back!