Hoodoo Gurus - Whats's My Scene? lyrics

And another thing

I've been wondering lately

Oh, baby,

Tell me where have you been?

Now the stage is set

Where's my Juliet, baby?

Is it maybe

My Midsummer Night's Dream?

What's my scene?

Like a talent scout

I'm always checking out new blood

Oh, I'd do good

If you tell me your game.

Playing Solitaire

Doesn't get me where you would

And, honey, you could

Play by any rules that you care to name.

What's my scene? (I gotta know)

They say, yeah, they say

Making love, you can make it pay.

They say, yeah, they say,

But we know there's a better way

Any day.

And another thing

I've been wondering lately

Am I crazy

To believe in ideals?

I'm a betting man

But it's getting damn lonely.

Oh, honey, it only

I could be sure what I feel.

What's my scene? (I'm dying to know)

I'll never know.

Well, I concede

I've been caught in someone else's scene (but that's not me).

Where, oh where, oh where can my scene be?

Please answer - me

What's my ..?