Homer And Jethro - The Billboard Song guitar tab

THE BILLBOARD SONG

Recorded by Homer and Jethro

Written by Cy Coben and Charles Grean

[G] As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my [D] eye

The advertisements written there would make you laugh and [G] cry

The signs were torn and scattered from the storm the night be-[C] fore

And as I read the [G] things they said, why, [D] this is what I [G] saw;

Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, drink Wrigley's Spearmint beer

Ken-L-Ration dog food keeps your wife's complexion clear

Chew chocolate covered mothballs, they always satisfy

Brush your teeth with Lifebouy Soap and watch the suds go by;

When I recovered from the shock I went upon my way

I'd gone no further than a block when there to my dismay

Another billboard caught my eye and like the one before

The wind and rain had done its work 'cause this is what I saw;

Oh, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire

Learn to play pian-er in your winter underwear

And Simonize your baby with a Hershey candy bar

See the difference that Drain-o makes in all the movie stars;

Oh, doctors proved that babies shouldn't smoke til they are three

People over 35 take baths in Lipton's Tea

You wanna make this country a better place today

Just buy a record of this song and throw it "fur" away.

T - I - D - E; spells - TIDE!