Homer And Jethro - Bad Movies guitar tab

BAD MOVIES (Always Fracture Me)

As recorded by Homer & Jethro

(To The Tune Of Sad Movies Make Me Cry)

Written by John D. Loudermilk

I [F] watched Jack Paar and all of the Tee Vee [C] shows

Layin' on my back, and a-peepin' out between my [F] toes

And then a western movie filled the [Bb] screen

It was the [F] oldest and the [C] worst one, I had ever [F] seen.

The Cowboy Star was a guy named Cactus Jack

And he quit punchin' cows, 'cause the cows kept punchin' back

Altho' the film was blurred, I could have swore

Instead of ridin' on a horse, he was ridin' on a dinosaur.

[Bb] Bad movies, always fracture [F] me

[Bb] Bad movies, always on Tee [C] Vee.

One-armed Pete come ridin' across the Rio Grande

With a great big forty-five in either hand.

The commerical came on and poor old Pete got shot

Between the weather report and underarm deodorant spot.

Bad movies, always fracture me

Bad movies, always on Tee Vee.

Well, I giggled and I tittered, and I laughed until I cried

Then Mama come in and sat down by my side

She said "What's ailin' you, you little creep"

I told her, "Bad movies always make me weep".

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| Submitted by: Gene Graham |

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