Homer And Jethro - Act Naturally No2 guitar tab

ACT NATURALLY No. 2

Recorded by Homer and Jethro

Original music and lyrics to ACT NATURALLY

by Vonie Morrison and Johnny Russell

[D] They're gonna put me in the [G] Army

They're [D] gonna send me greetin's any [A7] day

Ain't [D] no need for me to burn my draft [G] card

'Cause [A7] I'm gonna have to go any-[D] way.

Well, [A7] I can't tell my ankle from my [D] elbow

They'll [A7] put me in the awkward squad, I [D] guess

And [A7] when they see my natural stupi-[D] dity

I [E7] bet they send me straight to [A7] OCS.

[D] I'll be nervous in the [G] service

A [D] soldier I was never meant to [A7] be

I'll [D] be the sickest goldbrick in the [G] Army

And [A7] all I have to do is act natural-[D] ly.

They're gonna put me on a troop ship

Send me where the fightin' is the worst

They can send me anywere they want to

But they're gonna have to catch me first.

And when them commies start a-shootin' at me

I'm gonna be advancin' to the rear

For I'm a lover-boy, I ain't a fighter

Won't somebody get me out of here.

May-be I can win a medal

Then a happy hero I will be

I'll use extreme precaution under cover

And all I have to do is act naturally.

I hope you'll come to see me in the guardhouse

I'm a prisoner of my Uncle Sam

All I get to eat is bread and water

But I like it better here, than Vietnam.