Henry Fiat's Open Sore - Proto Geek lyrics

In the garden of Eden

In the middle of last week

There was Adam and Eve

Plus myself, a.k.a. the Proto-Geek

Feel alone? Just date the snake

Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek

The future's lookin' god damn bleak

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek

It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst

Hup-two, left right, ein zwei

Proto-Geek

The godfather of Smiths

and blueprint for all dorks

Never could talk that talk or walk that walk

Feel alone? Just date the snake

Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek

The future's lookin' god damn bleak

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek

It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst

Hup-two, left right, ein zwei

Proto-Geek