Henry Fiat's Open Sore - I Dunno lyrics

Hey!

Someone asked if I was straight or gay

Hey!

Someone asked if I would drink the very next day

I wanna keep all doors ajar

What differs a pub from a bar?

Hey!

Is moustaches a thing of today?

If golf really a sport?

Nipples, how come I have those?

What's up with that?

I dunno

Hey!

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Hey!

What's the odour of a smelly rat?

Is religion

a good excuse

to brutalize and abuse?

Hey!

Can I sing any worse than this?

If golf really a sport?

Nipples, how come I have those?

What's up with that?

I dunno