Hellogoodbye - Welcome To The Record lyrics

Oh my god Aaron

Look at her duck butt

It's just so big

She looks like one of those scene guy's girlfriends

But who understands those scene guys anyways?

They only talk to her

Because they saw her pic on makeoutclub dot com

I mean her duck butt!

It's just so big

I can't believe it

It's just so black and out there

Gross! Look she's just so emo!

Welcome to the record

I hope you like it

I made music in my bedroom

And then I miced it

If you see me around at school

Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool

My name is forrest and I'm tall and lanky

The girls always tell me 'Homie, you so stanky'

I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks

I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques

Welcome to the record

I know you'll like it

I brought this football

So that I could spike it

If you see me rhymin' and stealin'

Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'

My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy

Ladies always tell me 'Jesse, you so dreamy'

I made these jeans look the way they do

And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the dew

H to the E to the LLO,

Hellogoodbye on the microphone,

G double O,

DBYE,

I got no rhythm and I can't sing,