Hello Saferide - My best friend lyrics

You call me up in the mornings

We'll stay on the phone until dawning

You tell me secrets I actually keep

You call me up around noon and

Bring me all the good gossip

You hold my head when I throw up

I hold your hand when you weep

And we talk about friends and we talk about records,

talk about life and we'll talk about death

And we dance in the living room, dance on the sidewalks

Dance in the movies, dance at the festivals, dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, and that you were too

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you

You call me up in the evenings

And tell me what they did this time

No matter what, I'm by your side

When it's raining, we'll go to the video store

We even like the same movies

No damn jedis or hobbits this time

And you laugh at my jokes and I laugh at your jokes

And I even like the birthday presents you get me

And we dance in the living room, dance on the sidewalks

Dance in the movies, dance at the festivals, let's dance, dance

No men ever really dance like this

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, and that you were too

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was a lesbian

Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you

So I could fall in love with you

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't I just fall in love with you

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't I just fall in love with you

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't, why don't I fall

Why don't I just fall in love with you