Hello Dolly (Related Recordings) - Just Leave Everything To Me lyrics
All:
Call On Dolly,
If your neighbor needs a new romance
Just name the kind of man your sister wants
And she'll snatch them up
Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts
And she'll match 'em up
Call on...
Dolly:
Mrs. Dolly Levi
All:
She's the one the spinsters recommend
She'll even find a lovely bride
Call on Dolly
Dolly:
I have always been a woman who arranges things
For the pleasure and the profit it derives
I have always been a woman who arranges things
Like a furniture, and a daffodils, and lives
Dolly:
If you want your sister courted,
Brother wed
Or cheese imported
Just leave everything to me
If you want your roof inspected,
Eyebrows tweezed
Or bills collected
Just leave everything to me
If you want your daughter dated
Or some marriage consummated
For a rather modest fee
If you want a husband spotted
Boyfriend traced
Or chicken potted
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
Just leave everything to me
If you want your ego bolstered
Muscles toned,
Or chair upholstered
Just leave everything to me
Charming social introductions
Expert mandolin instructions
Just leave everything to me
If you want your culture rounded
French improve
Or torso pounded
With a ten year guarantee
If you want a birth recorded
Collies bred
Or kittens boarded
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me
If you want a law abolished
Jury swayed
Or toenails polished
Just leave everything to me
If you want your liver tested
Glasses made
Cash invested
Just leave everything to me
If you want your children coddled
Corsets pulled
Or furs remolded
Or some nice fresh fricassee
If you want your bustle shifted
Wedding planned
Or bosom lifted
Don't be ashamed girls life is full of secrets and I keep them
I'll discretely use my own discretion
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me!
Thanks to Peter Fulton Foss for these lyrics
