Heideroosjes - Good Times, Bad Times lyrics

Miss Helmink, your sanitary napkin doesn't fit

Shame Peter, don't be so naughty!

Doctor Simon, I think you're a dick

Yo Arney, change your coupe!

Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face

And Linda, well, I like to get her naked

Daniel, you're an old bugger

Diane, you've got a face like a door!

Good Times!! Bad Times!!

Mister Harmsen, stop talking nonsense

Laura, you're a corpse which broke loose!

Mickey, well, she is quite allright

But Suzanne, flush her down the toilet!

Jef Alberts, with your skew horse face

And Linda, well, I like to get her naked

Daniel, you're an old bugger

Diane, you've got a face like a door!

Watched it 3 times, to write this song

But without vomiting, I couldn't take it until the end!

It's pathetic, that people watch this

But that doesn't show in the statistics!

(*1 Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden (GTST) is the biggest Dutch soap. All of the persons named in this song are characters from the series)