Headland - Dogging Sisters lyrics

My friends got dogging sisters

Two girls with lots of blisters

They capture colour pictures

To send to confused vicars

They meet on concrete byways

Carbon monoxide hide-aways

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To all you dogging sisters looking for release

Knock yourselves out and stand up proud

And dog for your beliefs

So to these dogging sisters

Reviled yet ambidextrous

They know their fiat uno

They know their s-reg lexus

So sandy in his wisdom

On one knee went to kiss them

He promised not to hit them

And they all drove to heaven

To all you dogging sisters looking for release

Knock yourselves out and stand up proud

And dog for your beliefs