Happy Campers - King Of The Castle lyrics

Got a leaky faucet

the water comes out brown

the handle falls off the toilet

when I push it down

stains on the floor

glass for a front door

Home Sweet Home

Mildew in the shower

Mildew in the sink

something in the fridge

and it's really starting to stink

Got a couple bugs

neighbors' all on drugs

Home Sweet Home

King of the castle

Yeah that's me

and I can think of a few places

I would rather be

but I'm here to stay for now

and i call this dump home somehow

No hot water

I take my showers cold

the fridge door's fallin off

and the oven's really old

Airplanes over head

awake the living dead

Home Sweet Home

No food in the cupboards

the roaches gettin mad

screamin "roach abuse"

casue they say I treat em' bad

they're rents' never paid

so out comes the "raid"

Home Sweet Home