Half Man Half Biscuit - D'you Ken Ted Mould lyrics

I went outside to catch the snow.

Ice is raining.

Ice is raining.

(snow)

Ice is raining.

Ice is raining.

I went outside to catch the snow.

How far will I go to protect my hide?

Protect my...

How far will I go to protect my hide?

Protect my...

I went outside to catch the snow

Ice is raining.

Ice is raining.

(snow)

Ice is raining.

Ice is raining.

I went outside to catch the snow.

How far will I go to protect my hide?

How far will I go to protect my hide?

How far will I go to protect my hide?

How far will I go to protect my hide?

As I seal myself inside,

The zippers catch my skin.

And as I waddle towards the doorway

A freezer hits me.

As I stumble from my house,

I reach down for the sled.

And as I start to shape my weapon,

A cold one hits me!

I turn around and walk back home.

I turn around and walk back home.

I turn around and walk back home.

I turn around and walk back home.