Gwar - The New Plague lyrics

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague

I'm wondering how I got this way

I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid

Now I'm a person, just a person with aids

He's just a person with aids - I got what?

If you treat me, like any old dude, I'll try real hard not to go bleed on you

Cause I'm a person, and I know what to do

So stick around cause I'm gonna get screwed

I'm just a person, and you're a person like me

Am I the victim of a conspiracy?

I drank some whiskey, I did some cocaine

Now I'm a person in Pain-Pain-Pain