Gwar - Child lyrics

Having a child with a person I don't even know

Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow

She caught the sperm in her mouth

And then she put it down south

She didn't understand

That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan

She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt

What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt

Things went south

That's when I started to fuck in her mouth

She didn't understand

That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man

You wanna get out of your life?

Well go fuck a rock star!

Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar

You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air

Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care

She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb

So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room

But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand

That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn