Guttermouth - Power Up lyrics

the son of god once showed his face

upon my tortilla

since that day faith's renewed

he won't let me faulter

he guides me down a golden path

he shields me from sin

without the spirit life's meaningless

i'll go the distance with him

i've been to the point of no return

suggestive posters on my wall

i'd participate in gluttony

greed and wanton lust

i cheated on my s.a.t's

once i double parked

if you asked then for a cigarette

there was a good chance i had one

there was a good chance that i had one

oh yea

there's a chance that i had one

oh yea there's a chance that i had one

yea

i'd sloth around in my underwears

just watching t.v

my former friends they stay out late

they drink and carry on (that's wrong)

they go on dates with party girls

and stay in cheap motels

i stay home try to better myself

by burning science books

once i tried to masturbate

and finger my own ass

when i marry i'll procreate

hands off myself till then

christmas easter they're okay

but the meaning has been lost

remember friend it wasn't santa claus

who was nailed to the cross

remember friend it wasn't santa

oh yea

it wasn't santa

oh yea

it wasn't santa

oh yea

i serve the lord at the telethon

ready to man the phones

for him i'll always vote pro-life

those clinics should be bombed

power up's here to lead the flock

lead to salvation (army)

jesus christ superstar

is my favorite song.