Guttermouth - Mark's Ark lyrics

why? don't vegans have cows for pets?

why? don't they keep them in their apartments?

rights take a chimp to vote in '96

my god cows are smart as a stick

if you really want to make a difference

buy a herd and then go set them free

instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

if cock roaches roam the halls

at night they fester on your balls

a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate

don't grab the raid or a shoe

remember they've got rights to

resist the urge to go and fumigate

cows with a i.q. of .08

rats ready to spread the plague

rabbits pour shapoo in their eyes

blind better their's than mine

if you really want to make a difference

buy a herd and then go set them free

instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

if cock roaches roam the halls

at night they fester on your balls

a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate

don't grab the raid or a shoe

remember they've got rights to

resist the urge to go and fumigate

lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great

live my life around the veggie plate

protest write lame song and complain

march with little signs of porky pig

if you really want to make a difference

buy a herd and then go set them free

instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

if cock roaches roam the halls

at night they fester on your balls

a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate

don't grab the raid or a shoe

remember they've got rights to

resist the urge to go and fumigate