Guttermouth - Lucky The Donkey lyrics

My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico<br>She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago<br>Her purse had just been stolen<br>She had to make some cash<br>For 50,000 pesos<br>The donkey fucked her ass<br>Im so ashamed it made me sick<br>My mother's box was his salt lick<br>Human donkey fornication<br>Her taco is the destination<br>It soon became apparent<br>It wasnt for the dough<br>A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show<br>The crowd would shout ole!<br>As she nibbled on his sack<br>They never had a patron<br>Demand their money back<br>The donkeys name was lucky<br>Oh boy he loved to fuck<br>He'd get so damn excited<br>He'd kick and make you duck<br>If you want to be a star<br>Its easy to be famous<br>Just pull down your pants<br>And let lucky fuck your anus<br>A real freak show in the pit<br>The donkey's fuckin my moms tits<br>Acting like a true ranchero<br>Dancing around a big sombrero<br>Lucky the luckiest donkey