Guttermouth - Lipstick lyrics

On a tuesday afternoon

My mom came into my room

And said get the fuck up outta bed

And get a God damned job

So I told her hey fuck you mom

And I threw the phone at her head

But I missed and hit her in the snatch

So I slammed the door in her face

And said don't ever barge in my room

Or ill kick your ass and call the cops

And tell them I'm abused

And you'll wind up in jail

While I snowboard in vail

No one to post your bail

Cuz daddy loves me more

He says that your a

Your worthless your lazy your stupid

A little over weight

Now give me 20 bucks

Mommy your so

Worthless your lazy your stupid

A little over weight

Now give me 20 bucks

No make it 50 bucks

Now mom writes me letters

I write return to sender

Let her rot in her cell

I watch the dogs mate on her bed

So sorry mommy I had to pawn

The china, silver and all your jewelry

I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes

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