Guttermouth - Big Pink Dress lyrics

Howdy folks it's me again got a message to convey<br>Im so confused what's to lose I think I might turn gay<br>On the day my bitch left<br>She said stick in your rear<br>She never thought she'd hear these words<br>Ooh your mustache is so tickly down there<br>(drill my ass)<br>Oh God it's tight<br>(drill my ass)<br>This is my first time<br>(drill my ass)<br>Love you - love you too<br>Live with bill it's such a thrill<br>We get it on so fine<br>We tend our garden everyday<br>Sometimes in 69<br>Play dress up and have puppet shows<br>We skip and dance and sing<br>He's so helpful, shaves my back<br>Mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat<br>(it's so hard)<br>The way he holds me<br>(it's so hard)<br>I could just die<br>(it's so hard)<br>Then we go drinking<br>And we start thinking<br>But doin it liberace<br>Then we bake a quiche<br>We went to church he held my hand<br>I gazed into his eyes<br>He kissed my ear, I said oh dear<br>My shaft began to rise<br>He whispered let's get married<br>I squeaked and shouted yes<br>Suddenly our live's a mess<br>He wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress<br>(drill my ass)<br>Not sure I'm right<br>(drill my ass)<br>What was I thinking<br>(drill my ass)<br>I like bull fights<br>(drill my ass)<br>No more knitting<br>(drill my ass)<br>No more skipping<br>I tried it once, for a whole six months<br>But so long moustache!