Guttermouth - Abort Mission lyrics

It's friday night, I've got a date<br>With this vegan girl katee<br>You know I really like her style<br>Smile, style<br>Oh, I love you, kate<br>But you've gone too far<br>You won't even sit in my brand new car<br>It's got reclining bucket seats<br>And a cd player, so what's your fucking beef? <br>Is it my cozy leather seats? <br>Is it the covers made from sheep? <br>Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk<br>What kind of guy do you think I am? <br>You only take off your shoes when you're in japan<br>I bought this outfit just for you<br>So what if they're suede? <br>And now my jacket too<br>So what am I supposed to do? <br>I'll freeze to death and catch the flu<br>Ok, I'll do it just for you<br>We made it out and we had an ok time<br>I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite<br>She said I'm sorry, mark. I hope that you pull through<br>Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes<br>I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then<br>She said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin<br>So what's your problem? <br>Last friday night, you know I had a date<br>It was with this vegan girl<br>I think her name was kate<br>If you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score<br>Just eat some bark and acorns<br>And she will like you more than me!