Guttermouth - A Nice Place To Visit lyrics

I take a look around<br>Think of places I have been<br>There really aren't too many<br>I would like to see again<br>I've been to 30<br>8 of 50 states<br>Most of them I'd shut down<br>3 or 4 of them are great<br>Back on the east coast<br>Dc's a little shit hole<br>You'll freeze to death in jersey<br>But florida's the best<br>I think I would rather have<br>Prostate cancer<br>Than visit oklahoma<br>It's those sooner's I detest<br>When I see the coast<br>I'm at home at last<br>Take the lincoln monument<br>And cram it up your ass<br>Jesus-motherfucking-christ, a giant ball of yarn!<br>Don't forget to see that thing<br>When you're on your way to yuma<br>Koa is a-ok<br>But they ain't got no shoney's<br>I love turquoise<br>And shells of abalone<br>Testicular tumors<br>Sound so much nicer<br>Than seeing dollywood<br>In the hills of tennessee<br>Sentence me to life<br>In a tijuana prison<br>I don't really care<br>Feed dorito's to the bears<br>Fireworks here and there<br>California is for me<br>M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(fart!)-i!<br>Zillions of mosquitos are<br>Gnawing on my thigh<br>I really love antiquing<br>I bought some decoy ducks<br>In some states your sister<br>Is the only one you fuck<br>The nascar whores of north carolina<br>With ovarian cysts<br>The size of missouri<br>Do yourself and stay in california<br>Bye...bye...bye....goodbye!