Guttermouth - A Day At The Office lyrics

Out in the backyard yesterday<br>Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool<br>The power cord got a little close to water edge<br>And sent 10,000 volts down little billy's spine<br>He was only nine<br>Better luck next time<br><br>Woke up one sunday afternoon<br>The families gone on a hunting trip for caribou<br>Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof<br>I slipped and fell and landed on the ground<br>No one was around<br>When will I be found<br><br>I'm sure not glad it happened<br>But I'm happy as can be<br>That it look the life from someone else<br>Better than me<br><br>Bought a home right by the plant<br>They said she'd never blow again like she did before<br>Perhaps they spoke a bit too soon<br>Cause half passed noon<br>She blew like hell and then the sky turned red<br>Toxins overhead everybody's dead, everybody's dead<br>Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening