Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up lyrics

Well, 5:30 p.m. rolls around

There's a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers

And a juke box song ringing in my ear

The next thing you know the bartender's pouring

Shots a flowing, got me stoned and

All I really know is that I should be going

But I'm soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock

What the hell, I'll have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

Guess, I mighta must've gone a little too far

'Cause a big old girl walked out of the blue

Ten foot two with a bad attitude

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth

I guess I had it coming, I deserved it too

'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh my God, it's two o'clock

I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window

Hurt my elbow, got me in though

Two foot later backed in to the light pole

All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up (all jacked up, all jacked up)

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When you're

All jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)

All jacked up (all jacked up)