Good Clean Fun - In Defense Of All Life lyrics

Peaceful protest doesn't get the job done

So I wake up for the rally grab my soy milk and my gun

Breakfast with the family get the grub on see what's up

Then I saw my sister had milk in her cup

I jumped out of my chair and sprayed her with my mace

I yelled "vegan power,” and I kicked her in the face

Dad was bugging, he started to run

But he's a meat eater so I pulled out my gun

Shot him in the back, then I shot his wife

That's how it's got to be in defense of all life.