Goin' Places - Girls For Dummies lyrics

Girls for dummies

Chapter one, here's the first mistake

treating girls like gold from the very first date

If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be

Chapter two, here's what to do

you find a girl who really likes you

and don't let her know that you like her too

Chapter three, now listen to me

Keep her emotions in agony

Keep on reading cause you're almost there

Chapter four, it's time to score

You followed the rules now she's your whore

Aren't you glad you listened to this song?

Now if you don't like what you're reading

we don't care for this reason

girls owe me so fuck you

Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics