Gerry Rafferty - Mr. Universe lyrics

I'm only seven stone two

When I'm on the beach, the girls stay out of reach

They all want someone like you

You've got to help me, please Mr. Universe

Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case

Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe

I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face

Mr. Universe, you know it's getting worse

I need your seven-day plan

I'm thinner every day, before I waste away

I need a muscle-bound man