Garth Brooks - American Honk Tonk Bar Association lyrics

The weather and the clock

If your conversation calls for

A little more than a coffee pot

If you need to pour your heart out

And try to rectify some situation

That you're facing

Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket

Now for most things you don't mind

But when your dollar goes to all of those

Standing in a welfare line

Rejoice you have a voice

If you're concerned about the destination

Of this great nation

Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're talkin' about your

Hard hat, gunrack, achin'-back

Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're all one big family

Throughout the cities and the towns

We don't reach for handouts

we reach for those who are down

And every local chapter has a seven day a week

Available consultation

For your frustration

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're talkin' about your

Mud flaps, six pack, beer crack

Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd

They're heart is in the music

And they love to play it loud

There's no forms or no applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Do not delay

Contact today

Your AHBA

Your AHBA

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association