Fury in The Slaughterhouse - Anthem Of The Handsome Ransom lyrics

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom...<br><br>We didn't want to cause any trouble<br>We just wanted them to listen to the band,<br>So we gave 'em a fax that said:<br>We have hidden a bomb in your womens toilet<br>If you wanna prevent the desaster<br>Come to the club<br>On the 25th to see us, but they came not<br>We paid 500 marks for that<br>Some people never heard anything 'bout jokes<br><br>This is the anthem of the handsome ransom...<br>Hello hartwig!<br>We've got the tapes of your new, fantastic band<br>So if you want them back<br>You gotta place 50.000 bucks in<br>The womens toilet of the teldec,<br>You know,<br>Otherwise you won't hear your band again<br>Cause we will erase everything<br>Come on hartwig<br>Come on<br><br>Come on...<br><br>This is the anthem of the handsome ransom...<br><br>We thought musics got<br>Something to do with instruments and feelings<br>This is not the truth!<br>Lawyers and money that is what counts<br>We sat in a boat with sharks all around us<br>We've tried to get rid off 'em<br>But when they smell money<br>You can't hold 'em back<br>So we've invented our own kind of kidnapping<br>We're kidnapping ourselves<br>And you pay the ransom<br>That sounds good, ha<br><br>That sounds good...<br><br>This is the anthem of the handsome ransom...<br><br>That sounds good...<br><br>This was the anthem