FUNKDOOBIEST - Funk's On Me lyrics

Well, here's the intro

It's nice and simple

Cuz Son's the nympho

Yo, there's the info

I'm the B-boy

Who takes out decoys

Like Leonard Nimoy

I heard Bruce Leroy

I'm catchin' bullets

With my teeth

To make it brief

Yo, I got no beef

But I'm feelin' iry

That's in my diary

My voice is fiery

Fuck my rivalry

I drink pina colady

I get diabolic

Like the bubonic

Plague

Egg is the shape of my dome

Don't bring it home if you can't use a comb

I side with the Dukes

For all my folks

I rock the crowd and go for broke

[Chorus:]

Cuz the funk's on me... the funk's on me... the funk's on me [x2]

I'll do the tango to the Star Spangled

Play the bango then eat a mango

Cuz I funk daily

Like Pearl Bailey

I'm not an Israeli

But I'm hittin' like Halley's

Comet

Drop it

Funk is the topic

I'm off like a rocket

A porno in a pocket

I'm different

Funk's what I'm stimpin'

Like Andy Griffith

Think I'll go fishin'

Catch me a crooner

The crazy Son dueler

Mr. Wang also got big fat cojones

Step to the fellow

Like Abbott and Costello

I'm kinda mellow yet I can't stand yellow

[Chorus x4]

[Bridge]

I kick the phat funk

For your back trunk

No, I smack punks

Who's Michael Jackson?

Cuz I rock a party

Good golly Miss Molly

Know I'm flava like beef teriyaki

Skills are scorchin'

Here's a portion

Punk, use caution

Like Wheel of Fortune

Go round and round

Where will it stop?

I throw hip hop

So I'll never get dropped

The Soul Assasin

Who's strong like Sampson

I'm ill like Manson

I'm harrassin'

Empty MC's

So punk, don't tempt me

You know I'm flava

Just like dente

[Chorus x6]