From Justin To Kelly - Brandon's Riff lyrics

So dude

You wanna pick up chicks

I'll give you the secret

You want mad phone numbers

And make them beg you to keep it

You'll be heart breakin'

Better yet heart bustin'

Just follow me and Justin

And soon they'll be lustin' for you

Now to impress these chicks

You gotta be smoother than ever

No need to sweat

I'm your mentor

I'm clever

The ones at the bar

And the ones at the pool

The triplets

Sammy, Tammy, Cammy

From my old high school

But it's cool

'cause I rule

Multiple chicks

You'll be landin'

Just listen to Brandon

And soon they'll be

Standing with you

You can call them all

Smitten names like

Honey and Baby

And Bunny and Kitten

You listening

'cause you now

Are a player

Just stack up the layers

On you're heart and then

Savor this slavor of freedom

Gotta date 'em and leave 'em

Goodbye catch ya later

See ya maybe next season

So you ready now Eddie

You're a chick seeking missile

So follow my plan and make all

The girls whistle