Frank Zappa - Titties Beer lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br>Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)<br>Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)<br>Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)<br>Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)<br>Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)<br>Don pardo (vocals)<br>David samuels (vibes)<br>Randy brecker (trumpet)<br>Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)<br>Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)<br>Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)<br>Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)<br>John bergamo (percussion over-dub)<br>Ed mann (percussion over-dub)<br>Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)<br><br>It was the blackest night<br>There was no moon in sight<br>You know the stars ain't shinin'<br>'cause the sky's too tight<br>I heard the scarey wind<br>I seen some ugly trees<br>There was a werewolf honkin'<br>'long the side of me<br><br>I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy<br>Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy<br>Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...<br>'n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery<br><br>I noticed even the crickets<br>Was actin' weird up here<br>And so I figured I might<br>Just drink a little beer<br>I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...<br>But there was no reply<br>'cause she was gone...<br><br>Where's those titties that I like so well<br>'n my goddamn beer!<br>Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise<br>Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil...he's about this big...<br><br>He had a red suit on<br>An' a widow's peak<br>An' then a pointed tail<br>'n like a sulphur reek<br>Yes, it was him awright<br>I sweared I knowed it was<br>He had some human flesh<br>Stuck underneath his claws<br>You know it looked to me<br>Like it was titty skin<br>I said, you sonofabitch!<br>'cause I was mad at him,<br>Well he just got out his floss<br>'n started cleanin' his fang<br>So I shot him with my shooter<br>Said: bang bang bang<br><br>Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, put it away...<br>You know, I ate her all up...now what you<br>Gonna say? <br>You ate my chrissy? titties 'n all!<br>Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans<br>This tall? <br>Even her boots? would I lie to you? <br>Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.<br>Well don't they pay you good for the<br>Stuff that you do? <br>Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through...<br><br>Well I want my chrissy, 'n I want my beer<br>So you just barf it back up now, devil,<br>Do you hear? <br><br>Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,<br>Do you understand? just what will you give me<br>For your<br>Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little<br>Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,<br>Don't call me that<br>That's about the only reason<br>...gimme that paper...bet yer ass I'll sign...<br>'cause I need a beer, 'n it's titty-squeezin' time<br><br>Man, you can't fool me...you ain't that bad...<br>I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...<br>Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew, too...<br>'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you...<br><br>Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true<br>I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do? <br><br>(improvised dialog)<br>Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...<br>That you want to make a deal with me...<br><br>That's very, very true<br>I'm only interested in two things<br>Yeah? <br>See if you can guess what they are<br><br>I would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...<br><br>I'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle<br><br>What? <br><br>Let go of your pickle!<br><br>I'm not holding my pickle<br><br>Well, who's holding your pickle then? <br><br>I don't know...she's out in the audience...<br>Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold<br>My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? <br><br>I'm only interested in two things, and that's<br>Titties and beer<br>You know what I mean? <br>What? <br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer<br>Titties and beer!<br>Titties and beer!<br>I don't know if you're the right guy? <br>Titties and beer!<br>Titties and beer!<br><br>No! don't sign it! give me time to think...<br>I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!<br><br>And then the devil let go of his pickle<br>And out come my girl, there was her titties<br>Flop-floppin'...all around the world<br><br>She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs<br>And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!<br>Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff<br>That's when the devil, he farted<br>And she went right over the cliff!<br>The devil was mad, I took off to my pad<br>I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? <br>I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? <br>I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? <br>I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? <br>I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?