Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br>Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)<br>Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)<br>Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals)<br>Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)<br>Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)<br>Don pardo (vocals)<br>David samuels (vibes)<br>Randy brecker (trumpet)<br>Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)<br>Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)<br>Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)<br>Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)<br>John bergamo (percussion over-dub)<br>Ed mann (percussion over-dub)<br>Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)<br><br>And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don<br><br>This is a true story<br>About a famous criminal<br>From right around chicago<br>This is the story of michael kenyon<br>A man who's serving time at this very moment<br>For the crime of armed robbery<br><br>It so happened, that at the time of the robbery<br>Michael, decided to give his female victims<br>A little enema<br>Apparently, there was no law against that<br>But his name lives on<br>Michael kenyon<br>The illinois enema bandit!<br><br>The illinois enema bandit<br>I heard he's on the loose<br>I heard he's on the loose<br>Lord, the pitiful screams<br>Of all them college-educated women...<br>Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up<br>(they'd be all bound down!)<br>Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla<br>The illinois enema bandit juice<br>He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag<br>Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice<br><br>He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag<br>Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice<br>He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag<br>Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice<br><br>The illinois enema bandit<br>I heard it on the news<br>I heard it on the news<br>Bloomington illinois...he has caused some alarm<br>Just sneakin' around there<br>From farm to farm<br>Got a rubberized bag<br>And a hose on his arm<br>Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump<br>That he just might wanna pump<br>Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump<br>That he just might wanna pump<br>Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump<br>That he just might wanna pump<br><br>The illinois enema bandit<br>One day he'll have to pay<br>One day he'll have to pay<br>The police will say, you're under arrest!<br>And the judge would have him for a special guest<br>The d.a. will order a secret test<br>And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest<br>Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks<br>And the judge would say, no poo-poo jokes!<br>Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,<br>Sayin' don't nobody have no sympathy...<br>Hot soap water in the first degree!<br>And then the bandit might say, why is everybody looking' at me? <br><br>Well did you cause this misery? <br>Well did you cause this kinda misery? <br>Well did you cause this misery? <br>Now, one girl shout: let the bandit be!<br><br>Bandit are you guilty? <br>Bandit are you guilty? tell me now, what's<br>Your plea? <br>Another girl shout: let the fiend go free!<br>Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these deeds? <br>The bandit say, it must be just what they all needs...<br>It must be just what they all needs...<br>It must be just what they all needs...<br>It must be just what they all needs...<br>It must be just what they all needs...<br>It must be just what they all needs...<br>Etc. repeat<br><br>Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema<br>Enema<br>Repeat...