Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump lyrics

Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Suicide Chump

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You say there ain't no use in livin'

It's all a waste of time

'N you wanna throw your life away, well

People that's just fine

Go ahead on 'n get it over with then

Find you a bridge 'n take a jump

Just make sure you do it right the first time

'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide

Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'

Through the bushes up ahead

'N we're all gonna be so sorry

When we find out you are dead

Go head on and get it over with then

Find you a bridge 'n take a jump

Just make sure you do it right the first

time

'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide

Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'

'N poison makes you sick

'N you want a little attention

'N you need it pretty quick

Don't wanna mess your face up

Or we won't know if it's you

Aw there's just so much to worry about

Now what you gonna do?

Go head on 'n get it over with then

Go head on 'n get it over with then

Go head on 'n get it over with then

Go head on 'n get it over with then

You're on the bridge;

Scared to leap,

But a girl walks over

To take a peep...

She says: "DON'T DO IT!"

But wouldn't you know...

The girl got a head

Like a buffalo

With a little red hair

All over the top

An' her breath would make the

Traffic stop

She says "I LOVE YOU...

BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!"

And all you can say as you run down the

street

is...