Frank Zappa - Stick It Out lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br>Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)<br>Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)<br>Ike willis (lead vocals)<br>Peter wolf (keyboards)<br>Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)<br>Ed mann (percussion)<br>Vinnie colaiuta (drums)<br><br>Joe leaves the first church of appliantology and sets out to try l. ron's expensive advice<br><br>Central scrutinizer:<br>This is the central scrutinizer... joe has just learned to speak german now, get this, here's why he did it! he's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called the closet... and t<br>Ot these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what I mean)... so joe's learned how to speak german, he goes into this place and<br>Ees these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with mar<br>Aids stuck all over it's body...it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he bursts into song...<br><br>Joe:<br>Fick mich, du<br>Miserabler hurensohn<br>Du miserabler hurensohn<br>Fick mich, du<br>Miserabler hurensohn<br>Streck ihn aus<br>Streck aus deinen<br>Heissen gelockten<br>Streck ihn aus<br>Streck aus deinen<br>Heissen gelockten<br>Streck ihn aus<br>Streck aus deinen<br>Heissen gelockten<br>Schwanz<br>Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!<br>Mach es sehr schnell<br>Rein und raus<br>Magisches schwein<br>Mach es sehr schnell<br>Rein und raus<br>Magisches schwein<br>Bis es spritzt, spritzt,<br>Spritzt, spritzt<br>Feuer!<br>Bis es spritzt, spritzt,<br>Spritzt, spritzt<br>Feuer!<br>Aber beklecker nicht<br>Das sofa, sofa!<br>Aber beklecker nicht<br>Das sofa, sofa!<br>Aber beklecker nicht<br>Das sofa, sofa!<br>Aber beklecker nicht<br>Das sofa, sofa!<br><br>Stunned by joe's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan-sexual roto-plooker named sy borg (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the police<br>T two, side I), spindles over to joe and says...<br><br>Sy borg:<br>Pick me...I'm clean...<br>I am also programmed<br>For conversational<br>English.<br><br>This stuns joe, who stands there speechless for a moment. smitten by joe's animal magnetism, sy continues...<br><br>Sy borg:<br>May I have<br>This dance? <br><br>And joe, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in deutsch in it's conve<br>Onal english form, so that his intentions re- garding the appliance will be made perfectly clear...<br><br>Joe:<br>I've got a better idea...<br><br>Fuck me, you ugly son<br>Of a bitch<br>You ugly son of a bitch<br>Fuck me, you ugly son<br>Of a bitch<br>Stick it out<br>Stick out yer<br>Hot curly weenie<br>Stick it out<br>Stick out yer<br>Hot curly weenie<br>Stick it out<br>Stick out yer<br>Hot curly weenie<br>Weenie...weenie,<br>Weenie, weenie!<br><br>Make it go fast<br>In and out,<br>(in and out)<br>Magical pig<br><br>Make it go fast<br>In and out,<br>(in and out)<br>Magical pig<br><br>Till it squirts, squirts,<br>Squirts, squirts<br>Fire<br><br>Till it squirts, squirts,<br>Squirts, squirts<br>Fire<br><br>Don't get no jizz<br>Upon that sofa, sofa<br>Don't get no jizz<br>Upon that sofa, sofa<br>Don't get no jizz<br>Upon that sofa, sofa<br>Don't get no jizz<br>Upon that sofa, sofa<br><br>Whereupon, in order to<br>Prove to joe that he is<br>No ordinary appliance, sy<br>Quotes a few lines of<br>Traditional american love<br>Poetry...<br><br>Sy borg:<br>What's a girl like you<br>Doing in a place<br>Like this? <br>Do you come<br>Here often? <br>Wait a minute...<br>I've got it...<br>You're an italian...<br>What? you're jewish? <br>Love your nails...<br>You must be a libra...<br>Your place or mine? <br>Your place or mine? <br>Your place or mine? <br>Your place or mine? <br><br>See the chrome<br>Feel the chrome<br>Touch the chrome<br>Heal the chrome<br>See the screaming<br>Hot black steaming<br>Iridescent naugahyde<br>Python screaming<br>Steam roller!