Frank Zappa - Packard Goose guitar tab

From: William Kaemmerling

PACKARD GOOSE

F. ZAPPA

A D E

MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD

C#m B

GOOSE

A D

OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE

E C#m B

NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE

A D E

WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED

A G D E

NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM

C#M B

DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?

A D

ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE

E A B

WORST KIND OF SLEEZE

A D

SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF

E A B

ENGLISH DISEASE

A D

IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE

G D E

AW, SPARE ME PLEASE

C#m B (CHORD SET 1)

OH NO YOU GOTTA GO

C#m B

WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW

A B C#m

I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S

WHORE

F#

AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE

A

YOU'RE COMING FROM

(TWICE)

A D E

FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN

C#m B

THEIR HAND

A D E

I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT

C#m B

UNDERSTAND

A D

THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS

E A

BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND

G D E

THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,

HEY.

(CHORD SET 1)

HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?

MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY

AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW

BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE

SHEKELS WONT FLOW

AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB

SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM

JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM

AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB

F#

JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY

A

AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY

F#

WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?

A etc. . .

HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS

REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL

INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE

WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH

TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY

BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE

LOVE IS NOT MUSIC

MUSIC IS THE BEST

WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ

WHICH IS EXTINCT

BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC

CORRUPTION

OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT

CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE

A D E

IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT

C#m B

WE DO

A D

WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE

E C#m B

LIKE YOU ALL TOO

A D E

BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE

C#m

THE REVIEW

E C#m A B etc, etc...

IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE

HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL

AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT

ON THE COMIC UTENSIL

HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT

ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH

ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR

AGAIN

submited by

Will Kaemmerling

merck@svpal.org