Frank Zappa - Dancin' fool lyrics

Don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

'N' both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got no natural rhythm

But I go dancin' every night

Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a

Dancin' fool

I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,

But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a

Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up

Like they's fit to kill

I walk on in 'n' see 'em there

Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me comin'

They all steps aside

They has a fit while I commit

My social suicide, I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a

Dancin' fool

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a

Dancin' fool

*Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa*

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes, hey!

My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains

'N' the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin'

That's what you'd prob'ly say

So smoke your little smoke

Drink your little drink

While I dance the night away, I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a

Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

FOOL-uh!

*Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink?*

*Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...*

*Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian!*

*Hah?*

*Yer Jewish?*

*Love your nails...you must be a Libra...*

*Your place or mine