Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes lyrics

*heh-heh-heh...*

Have you heard the news?

*(News? What news?)*

Can't afford no shoes

*(Get a good deal on tape)*

Have you heard the news?

*(News? Can't afford a paper)*

Can't afford no shoes

*(Hi-yo-hi)*

Went to buy some cheap detergent

Some emergent nation

Got my load

Got my load

That i stowed

Well, well

Hey lawdy mama,

Can't afford no shoes

Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use

Hey anybody,

Can you spare a dime

If you're really hurtin', a nickel would be fine

Hey everybody

Nothin' we can buy

Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try

Recession

Depression