Frank Zappa - Advance romance lyrics

From liquor store

Suit is all dirty, boy

Shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my

Heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no more

Told me she loved me

I believed what she said

Took me for a sucker, boy

All corn-fed

Next thing I knew

She had a bolt on the door

Advance romance

I can't use it no more

She took George's watch

Like they always do

(It was a Timex, too!)

No more money, boy

I shoulda knew

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

Advance romance

People I am through!

Potato-head Bobby

was a friend of mine

Open three of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Open four of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Open five of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Open six of his eyes

In the food stamp line

Said she might be a devil

But she sure was fine

Advance romance

He wanna try it one time

Later that night

He drop on by

Told her all he wanna do

Was step up and say "Hi"

Half an hour later

She had frenched his fry

Advance romance

Bobby, say good-bye