<Both>    We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<Keely>   My darling, at all
<Keely>   I love the opera, I detest the best pop
<Frank>  Can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
<Keely>  We're not fated, not heaven-created
<Frank>  We're really mis-mated, our chances are small
<Both>    Let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
<Keely>   'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
<Frank>  And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
<Both>    We've got nothin' in common at all

<instrumental>

<Both>    We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<Frank>   It never could last
<Frank>   I love Picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
<Keely>   I've seen Picasso and I think he's a square
<Keely>    Our two  goals are apart as the poles are
<Frank>    As lovers our roles are completely miscast
<Both>    Let's make a clean break and not take any chances
<Frank>  'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
<Keely>   And outside of wanting your lips close to mine
<Both>    We've got nothin' in common
<Both>    We've got nothin' in common at all

SPOKEN by Frank:  "Waiter, separate checks."